Monday, February 2, 2009

A wealthy Jamaican gentleman

A wealthy Jamaican gentleman collided with a telephone pole traveling 100 miles per hour but survived. The police found him on the side of the road lamenting and crying about the loss of his BMW. When the police arrived, they commiserated with him about the loss of his car but they pointed out that his left arm was completely severed. He looked where his arm used to be and screamed: "Where is my Rolex?"

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